Quote by Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

• Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.

• A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

• God help those who do not help themselves.

• A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

• I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

• To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.