I drink because she nags, he said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew. — Ogden Nash. American poet (1902–1971)
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.