Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for. — Ogden Nash. American poet (1902–1971)
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.