Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger. — Randy K. Milholland. American webcomic writer
Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.
It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.