Dogs Quotes

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.