Anti-Religion Quotes

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.

I viewed my fellow man not as a fallen angel, but as a risen ape.

Ocean: A body of water occupying 2/3 of a world made for man...who has no gills.

In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.

A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.

The fact that a believer is happier than a sceptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.

What a queer thing is Christian salvation! Believing in firemen will not save a burning house; believing in doctors will not make one well, but believing in a savior saves men. Fudge!

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.