Animals Quotes

I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men will look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men.

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

Man [has] always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reason.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

A 'geek' by definition is someone who eats live animals....I've never eaten live animals.

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.