You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
Quote by George Burns
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Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
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The secret of acting is sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I would rather be a failure doing something I love than be a sucess doing something I hate.