Quote by George Burns (1896-1996)

• Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

• The secret of acting is sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

• Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

• If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.

• I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

• Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.