Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits. — Emo Phillips. American actor
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
Weh I was a kid I prayed every night for a bike until I figured out that that's not the way that God works, so I stole a bike and then asked him for forgiveness.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.