Quote by Bill Watterson (b. 1958)

• Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

• People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

• Unfortunately, we're all "someone else" to someone else.

• Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

• Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

• Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.