Quote by Bill Watterson (b. 1958)

• Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

• People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

• Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

• Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

• The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you become informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize that nothing is as clear and simple as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing.

• Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.