Quote by Martin Mull (1943-2024)

• Living with small children is like having a bowling alley set up in your brain.

• Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.

• It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.

• The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

• Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.