Quote by Martin Mull (1943-2024)

• It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.

• Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

• Living with small children is like having a bowling alley set up in your brain.

• The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.

• The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.