Quote by Tom Lehrer (1928-2025)

• Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

• If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.

• I've occasionally heard that I was kicked out of Harvard for being a Communist, for dealing drugs, for corrupting minors, or for diverse other infractions of local decorum. Unfortunately, none of these rumors are true. The one I've heard more often is that I am dead. That one I encouraged, hoping it would cut down on the junk mail. It didn't.

• I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

• I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

• On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.