Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. — Tom Lehrer. American musician and mathematician (1928–2025)
I've occasionally heard that I was kicked out of Harvard for being a Communist, for dealing drugs, for corrupting minors, or for diverse other infractions of local decorum. Unfortunately, none of these rumors are true. The one I've heard more often is that I am dead. That one I encouraged, hoping it would cut down on the junk mail. It didn't.
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.