Quote by Homer Simpson (b. 1956)

• Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

• I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

• The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

• Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

• No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.

• Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.