I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! — Homer Simpson. Fictional character from The Simpsons franchise The Simpsons
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Sometime, when you least expect it, you'll realize that someone loved you. And that means that someone can love you again! And that'll make you smile.
No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!