Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles. — George Jean Nathan. American drama critic and magazine editor (1882–1958) Patriotism
Politics is the pursuit of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go work in the brewery.