George Jean Nathan

I drink to make other people seem more interesting.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go work in the brewery.

I only drink to make other people seem interesting.

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

Politics is the pursuit of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.

Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.