Quote by George Jean Nathan (1882-1958)

• Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

• I only drink to make other people seem interesting.

• Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

• I drink to make other people seem more interesting.

• Politics is the pursuit of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.

• Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go work in the brewery.