Quote by John Barrymore (1882-1942)

• Brides aren't happy - they are just triumphant.

• You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

• Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

• Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

• A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.

• The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.