Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. — John Barrymore. American actor (1882–1942) , John Barrymore's dying words. American actor (1882–1942)
A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.