Quote by Victor Borge (1909-2000)

• The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

• Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

• A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

• Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.

• I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

• When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.