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A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.