Laughter Quotes

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilized music in the world.

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

He who laughs, lasts!

Laughter is by definition healthy.

We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.

Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.

Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.

Laughter is inner jogging.

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

To laugh with others is one of life's great pleasures. To be laughed at by others is one of life's great hurts.

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.

There are three things which are real: God, human folly, and laughter. The first two are beyond our comprehension. So we must do what we can with the third.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.