It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Quote by George Burns
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Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I would rather be a failure doing something I love than be a sucess doing something I hate.
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The secret of acting is sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made.