Quote by George Burns (1896-1996)

"Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?"
"That's true."
"Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?"
"That's true."
"Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young women?"
"That's true."
"What does your doctor say about all of this?"
"My doctor is dead."

— George Burns. American entertainer (1896–1996)

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I would rather be a failure doing something I love than be a sucess doing something I hate.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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The secret of acting is sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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