Quote by Frank Zappa (1940-1993)

• Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

• The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to drink, somebody picking up the garbage, good roads to drive on, enough electricity to turn your light bulbs and your record player on, and whatever smaller amounts of regulatory assistance is necessary to make this society work.

• Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

• If you want to get laid, go to college, but if you want an education, go to the library.

• Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

• In the fight between you and the world, back the world.