Quote by Frank Zappa (1940-1993)

• Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

• In the fight between you and the world, back the world.

• Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

• Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

• The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

• The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to drink, somebody picking up the garbage, good roads to drive on, enough electricity to turn your light bulbs and your record player on, and whatever smaller amounts of regulatory assistance is necessary to make this society work.