Quote by Noel Coward (1899-1973) , Fred Allen (1894-1956)

• Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.

• Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.

• The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.

• Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.

• People are wrong when they say that the opera isn't what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That's what's wrong with it.

• Work is more fun than fun.