Quote by Noel Coward (1899-1973)

• Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.

• Work is more fun than fun.

• Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.

• I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

• Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.

• People are wrong when they say that the opera isn't what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That's what's wrong with it.