Yogi Berra Quotes

This is like deja vu all over again.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

You can observe a lot just by watchin'.

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.

I want to thank everyone who made this night necessary.

You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

A nickel isn't worth a dime today.

I made a wrong mistake.

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

I didn't really say everything I said.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question.

If people don�t come to the games, you can�t stop them.

It ain't over till it's over.