Yogi Berra (1925-2015)

Quotes

• If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

• If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.

• A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

• You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.

• Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.

• If this was easy it wouldn't be so hard.

• We made too many wrong mistakes.

• In theory there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

• You can observe a lot just by watching.

• Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

• It ain't over 'til it's over.

• Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

• The future ain't what it used to be.

• Go to other people's funerals or they won't come to yours.

• No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.

• When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.

• If you don't know where you're going, you might not get there.

• This is like deja vu all over again.

• I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

• You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.