Yogi Berra

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.

If this was easy it wouldn't be so hard.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

In theory there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

It ain't over 'til it's over.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

The future ain't what it used to be.

Go to other people's funerals or they won't come to yours.

No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.

When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.

If you don't know where you're going, you might not get there.

This is like deja vu all over again.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

You can observe a lot just by watchin'.

In baseball, you don't know nothin'.

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.

I want to thank everyone who made this night necessary.

You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

A nickel isn't worth a dime today.

I made a wrong mistake.

You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left.

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

I didn't really say everything I said.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question.

Little League baseball is a good thing 'cause it keeps the parents off the streets and it keeps the kids out of the house.

If people don�t come to the games, you can�t stop them.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

It ain't over till it's over.