English Quotes

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.

England and America are two countries separated by a common language.

Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English.

The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?