Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W.C. Fields
Quotes
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
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Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again.
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake -- which I also keep handy.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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