Quote by W.C. Fields (1880-1946)

• If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

• If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

• A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

• I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake -- which I also keep handy.

• Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

• Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.