Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
Quote by W.C. Fields
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake -- which I also keep handy.