I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
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Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything!
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
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I could not handle being a woman, I would stay home all day and play with my breasts.
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