Quote by Steve Martin (b. 1945)

• Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.

• Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

• All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

• I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

• Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything!

• First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.