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Sex is like pizza. Even when it is bad it is good.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.