Quote by Mel Brooks (b. 1926)

• I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

• Humor is just another defense against the universe.

• If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

• Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

• Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

• Sex is like pizza. Even when it is bad it is good.