Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
Joan Rivers
Quotes
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I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.''
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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