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Quotes

• If you enjoy the fruit, pluck not the flower.

• If you hear that everybody is buying a certain stock, ask who is selling.

• The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.

• God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.

• I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.

• If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

• A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

• Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.

• Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

• Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.

• Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.

• A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.

• Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.

• He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.

• Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it.

• Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.

• If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.

• Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.

• Don't let yourself forget what it's like to be sixteen.

• If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.