Ambrose Bierce
Quotes
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
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The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge.
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We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying 2/3 of a world made for man...who has no gills.
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Admiration. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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A grave is a place where the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.
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The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
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PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.