Quote by Flip Wilson (1933-1998)

• The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

• You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

• My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?

• Funny is an attitude.

• The devil made me do it.

• Violence is a tool of the ignorant.