Quote by Flip Wilson (1933-1998)

• Funny is an attitude.

• Violence is a tool of the ignorant.

• You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

• The devil made me do it.

• When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.

• The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.