War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way 'til you can. — Winston Churchill. British statesman and writer (1874–1965) War & Peace
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.