Quote by Jay Leno (b. 1950)

There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice.

— Jay Leno. American television host and comedian (born 1950)

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