Quote by Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

• Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

• Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women.

• Women should be obscene and not heard.

• From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

• I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

• Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.